| I sent the club a wire
stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong
to any club that will have me as a member.'
- Groucho Marx
Can I be a vegetarian and still eat fried chicken?
- Nicole
Hollander
Just because it didn't happen doesn't mean it isn't true.
- The Bladder
When he discovered virtue, he gave vice a dirty name.
- Austin Lounge Lizards
The messiah will come when he is no longer needed.
- Franz Kafka
You can't win if you enter.
- Tourism award promotion (presumably with typo)
Wisdom is the power to play with opposites.
- Robert Assagioli
We are surrounded by insurmountable opportunity.
- Pogo
The more we know, the more we discover our ignorance. And when
it comes to turning knowledge into power, we are playing catch
up.
- Harrison Owen, The
Practice of Peace
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra
The road to success is always under construction.
- Lily Tomlin
Less is more
- Popular expression
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
- Lewis Carroll
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.
- Thomas Carlyle
It takes a long time to become young.
- Pablo Picasso
I shut my eyes in order to see.
-Paul Gauguin
Alas, I know if I ever became truly humble, I would be proud
of it.
- Ben Franklin
Travel and travellers are two things I loathe ... and yet here
I am, all set to tell the story of my expeditions.
- Claude Levi-Strauss
How can there be so much unemployment in a world where so much
work needs to be done?
- Matthew
Fox, Original
Blessing
No fighting in the war room!
- Dr. Strangelove
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
- Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself
to be a fool.
- Shakespeare, As You Like It
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
- Yogi Berra
Everything is simpler than you think and at the same time more
complex than you imagine.
- Johann
Wolfgang von Goethe
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Todos saben que debemos trabajar en equipo pero pocos lo quieren.
(Everyone knows we should work together but few want to.)
- Conversation
I hate bitter people.
- Conversation with organic farmer
Can a NASCAR fan be an ecotourist?
- Conversation
How do we talk about what we do not talk about?
- Conversation
There is nothing so unthinkable as thought unless it be the
entire absence of thought.
- Samuel Butler
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
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